"Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. (Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering)"
"A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."
"The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit."
"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
— Rick Osborne
"It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for it; it’s even harder when you’ve assumed your code is error-free."
— Steve McConnell
The Simpsons in CSS
Your nose is broken.
How does it look?
Ah, it's an improvement.
"Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is."